Question by ♥Socially Awkward♥: If I attend church & have faith in God, will he cure my horrible case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Have mercy.

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Answer by emmettripley
No, you’re stuck with it.

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10 Responses to “If I attend church & have faith in God, will he cure my horrible case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome?”
  1. Baby Shambles says:

    i doubt it, God isn’t a very nice diety

    he likes when people suffer pain and disease

  2. hasse_john says:

    He might. (It would be somewhat more likely if you would call on his right name). He wants us to reason from cause to effect, and do those things that are good for us. so probably not.

  3. Gastounet says:

    No dear. Not a chance.

  4. TheSlink! says:

    My belief system thinks it wont help cure you. But that won’t help you. I do know there are books on the illness. Even a dummies book. So, who knows, there are other ways……..

  5. Gazoo says:

    Job 30:27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.

    It rather sounds like God is amused by it.

  6. W r y says:

    You need to read Song of Solomon chapter five.

    Bowels have many uses, and don’t be so quick to call it irritable.
    .

  7. Pastor Art (((SFECU))) says:

    That is up to God and not up to me.

  8. space monkey says:

    God gave us the mind to study things.. PLEASE go read up about “leaky gut syndrome” if you have Irritable Bowel. You just might be one of the humans who should not eat grains, ever. You might change your whole life by eating a “Paleo” diet- NO grains, just meat, veggies, fruit.

    Read up, you might save yourself.

  9. t3hplatyz0rz says:

    Probably not.
    I think God would have better things to do than cure your flatulence.
    Of course, if it is truly bad, maybe.

  10. Don't Shoot The Messenger says:

    Lol. Your question is kind of funny. You get a star.

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